Saturday, December 4, 2010

Jesus H. Christ!

He could have been one of the greatest Presidents we ever had, he should have been the greatest President we ever had. Of course, he would've been capped for his effort...

But we don't have to worry about that quite as much now, do we? This super intelligent, super articulate, super suave and handsome first black President of the US ever has been way too busy compromising, capitulating and, in short, embarrassing himself (and all who ever came to believe in him) every chance possible this way of Kansas and back. This much hallowed Constitutional Scholar couldn't even pick up the ball long enough to make a decent Presidential Pardon of historical, noteworthy significance even when left to his very lonesome!


Jesus H. Christ- Jesus H. Christ.

5 comments:

Eric Rose said...

What does the "H" stand for? Always wondered.

Stan B. said...

I think He used it in his earthly days during official business dealings, you know, proprietary reasons.

Then there's this:

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/30/why-do-folks-say-jesus-h-christ

Mike C said...

There's also Jesus H. "Foot-stomping" Christ. Used regularly in the Navy during the Vietnam era.

Gerald said...

I always thought that the H was a way to use the words 'Jesus Christ' as a form of cussing and avoid breaking one of the commandments:

"You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name."

So if you put in a middle initial then you can say you were referring to another Jesus Christ (Jesus H Christ) and therefore avoid the wrath of God (phew!). I know the commandment refers to God but isn't JC often referred to as 'our Lord Jesus'?

Stan B. said...

Ah yes, the infinite mind of man trying to do a legal end run on cussing out the Christ (God).

I'm sure the fallen archangel himself would advise one to lawyer up on that one come Judgement Day.

Always thought taking the name of the lord in vain was when we somehow attached it to war- cause you know who's on our side.