Safe, Cheap, Efficient- Nuclear!

 

We dodged the bullet big time with Three Mile Island, and it didn't exactly take a rocket nuclear scientist to predict that if anyone would fuck up big time with the almighty atom, it would be the (just sweep it under the rug) Soviets- so Chernobyl certainly came as no surprise. But if the do it to the detail Japanese can't keep the cap on this deadly game of power now/contamination later (for centuries)- than who on earth can???

Don't worry America! That radiation leaking into your water supply is well within safety limits. And that ever growing, ever warming pile of long buried radioactive waste is every bit as safe and secure as your mama's loving bosom... (2nd link fixed)