Not A Baby...

Guaranteed!

I went to pick up and examine said box- if not a baby, then what? But stopped and withdrew just as quickly- knowing what it was not was plenty enough for me...

(Of course, had I taken this with a D800 (Nikon still refuses to send me a free one- I know, go figure; probably too busy harassing photographers) instead of an FM3 w/Tri-X, you could easily read the finest print, load it in the latest number/letter configuration of Photoshop (whatever that might be these days), zoom it up, make a digital hologram and open the damn thing yourself...)