Hope This Gets Old Fast...

...REAL FAST! No matter how I tried to ignore any of these stories, it seemed the longer I tried, the more they increased in number, each one every bit as bad if not worse than its predecessor. And by that I mean... in one week we were treated to:

1. The guy who ate a man's face off (while still alive).

     2.  The guy who ate his roommate's heart and brain (I think he at least bothered to kill him first).

     3.  And yes, where would we be without... the guy who disemboweled himself and threw his own
          intestines at the cops.

UPDATE:  And how could I forget the porno cannibal who sent various body parts to the Canadian government in Montreal...