Friday, September 25, 2009

Why I (Really) HATE Computers

They break me
Reduce me
Make me want to scream and throw and break

So I call for help
Please, Please help me
They tell me to do things
Which I do and don't work
For hours, hours, hours
Then tell me I must pay-
And just before the phone battery dies
I yell and scream and throw things

And the computer always wins.

4 comments:

Stan B. said...

and for making me write crap like that...

MsFifi said...

Are you sure you're a Bukowski? Or, was that Chandler....vjcwwic8

MsFifi said...

If Bukowski had a computer....he would have written things just like that.....

Stan B. said...

... or pawned it for a six, or just thrown his beer at it...